seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

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getoffmybloghoe:

Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!

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catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

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highcutie:

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

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harryflynn:

what the fuck is optimus prime doing in my sociology book

harryflynn:

what the fuck is optimus prime doing in my sociology book

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greeneyesonly:

jensen ackles’ way to kill people in four steps…stare,smile,lick,eye contact, *dead*

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stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

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